This is splorp.

ISSN 1496-3221

April 23, 2002

Three lines, free.

If dear sweet Jane can continue to produce a reasonably regular literary installment in the form of the lusciously variable Poetry Friday, then dammitall so can I.

Introducing a little something that I am calling, for obvious reasons, Three Line Poems from the Subject Lines of Spam.

Please enjoy the first couple of stanzas. They can only get better from this point on.

Security

Protect your family — free info
Trying to reach you again
It will be too late soon…

— bilsn331611, trtr, Trisha (2002)

The Solution

Want to save some money on your vacation?
We’ve got some extremely good news for you…
Fight allergies, room by room

— limestay, jekjr, wj (2002)

As always, kindly forward any and all comments to the proprietor.

This item was posted by Grant Hutchinson.

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