August 3, 2001
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Here’s a piece spam that I received today. What surprised me about it was the way that it sounded more like a weblog confession or a keynote address at an internet conference than the sales pitch it really is. Fascinating.
Why I have habitually send Spam email. The big dogs Spam, Sears, BMG Music’s and many others, make a killing sending bulk email. I bet you have gotten bulk email from one of the big dogs. Yes I have send out millions of email and got my ISP account canceled twice. But I have make quite a handsome buck, when I first started sending bulk email, I got a 5% response in which 3% converted to sales. You figure I send out a million pieces, got 50,000 leads 3% or 30,000 to a confirm sales. The averages price of my product is $19.00, in one bulk email campaign I made over $100,000. I am now an expert at this shit, I can make even more. A lot of selfish people keep secret to themselves, I figure someone showed me the way; I want to return the favor. Now you see why I send bulk email, stop being a coward, the economy is fucking slow send bulk email. How else are you going to pay your bills? I am recommending two powerful techniques, which you can use to send out millions of email in seconds, and best of all, you will never get cancel from your ISP.
“The economy is fucking slow. Send bulk email.” Now if that isn’t an inspiring tagline for the next phase of internet commerce, nothing is.
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