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ISSN 1496-3221

January 2, 2001

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Nuts. It’s back to work tomorrow. In absolutely no hurry to return to the grind, I began to inadvertently think about the following issues. I wonder how many items, previously placed in pre-holiday stasis, will blink with epileptic urgency on my to do list now that I’m back? Likewise, how many hand-scribbled requests for immediate feedback, regarding projects that have completely escaped my attention, will populate the already sticky-note encrusted perimeter of my monitor? Of the dozens of carefully arranged and creatively acquired office supplies surrounding my desk, how many will have vanished without so much as a parting wave or a backwards glance? And ultimately, what ungodly number of unsolicited messages offering “diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities” await patiently amidst the rest of my email for a swift kick in the ass from my diligent delete key? Part of me is hoping I forget how to drive to the office.

This item was posted by Grant Hutchinson.

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