November 8, 2000
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This wasn’t supposed to be a weekly feature, but sometimes serendipity is the mother of online content. Fresh from my in box, please enjoy the following spam report response in the most gloriously fractured English you could possibly imagine.
Dear Sirs,We are the user service charge of an Allesnet secretariat. We received the mail from you. We thank for the opinion and information offer from you sincerely. Certainly, we are managing the Web (www.dnac.co.jp) as one virtual server user. But, it understood that we are not our user’ member of this ID (cindysue), as checked it by the header data from you. We pretend our someone domain and ID and able to conclude be using. Even we are never able to permit this spamer. So we are under investigation about this spamer.
Anyone who finds the aforementioned snippet nothing more than an insensitive affront to non-English netizens, has obviously never experienced the simple joy of reading the hastily translated text found on imported food packaging.
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