November 1, 2000
Please behave.
Need a pick me up? Sometimes there is nothing better than just kicking back and relaxing with an entertaining spam report auto-response message. Read on.
Good day!
Thank you for mailing us.
If you are the informer of this spam mail, we’d like to apologize first for all the trouble you have encountered, and thank you for your efforts in keeping a clean internet environment. We will deal with this matter as soon as possible in the following procedure:
- Search out the spam sender according to the letterhead you have offered.
- If the sender is a xxxxx dialup user, we will cease his user’s rights immediately.
- If the sender is a user of xxxxx’s downstream ISP, we will transfer your information to the authority concerned and help them in handling this matter.
- If the sender is a xxxxx leased-line user, we will give warnings first. If he gets a second warning, we will close his outgoing mail server port.
If you are the sender of this spam mail, please behave; xxxxx will transfer your spam mail to your ISP, and certain penalty will surely fall upon you.
Thank you and best regards.
Sincerely yours
Customers Service Department
Take that, you spammer you. There’s nothing worse than having your rights ceased and certain penalties falling upon you. If service provider policies like this don’t scare those unsolicited email nogoodniks straight, nothing will.
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