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ISSN 1496-3221

June 17, 2000

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You’ve caught me. I’m really only posting something here this morning so I can avoid having to clean out the budgie cage. It’s not that onerous a task, just a pain. The birds deserve a tidy home, but honestly if I had the choice… well, you probably understand. At least they don’t generate as much crap as a cat or a dog. Why birds in the first place? Allergies. We also have fish and walking sticks. But no dander generating mammals. I’m rambling now and feeling the need to accomplish some level of domesticality. I guess I could vacuum the basement instead.

This item was posted by Grant Hutchinson.

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