This is splorp.

ISSN 1496-3221

Category: Three Line Poems

December 2, 2003

Beebed.

I was more than a bit bemused when Stephen Van Esch pointed out that I had been mentioned (albeit briefly) in a BBC News article on the literary value of spam. Considering that it’s been nearly eighteen months since I last posted one of my Three Line Poems from the Subject Lines of Spam, I’m honestly boggled … More

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May 22, 2002

Poetic, just stuff.

It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of my Three Line Poems from the Subject Lines of Spam, and seeing how my in box has been practically awash with new material today, the timing is perfect to share another one. That’s Entertainment Got legal problems? Get your band out of the garage My friend … More

This item was posted by Grant Hutchinson.

May 1, 2002

Habit more off than I can chew.

Oh yes, it’s time to settle down, twitch your mouse finger, and adjust your lumbar supports in preparation for yet another edition of Three Line Poems from the Subject Lines of Spam. I Know Your Secrets Ruin anyone anywhere anything We guarantee your great chances are here Whoever you are I suggest you change your … More

This item was posted by Grant Hutchinson.

April 26, 2002

Econom, nom, nom.

Pardon my exuberance, but I just can’t resist posting another one of these little poetic morsels. Indulge me for a brief moment and give due consideration to this new installment of Three Line Poems from the Subject Lines of Spam. Economic Indicators What will Greenspan do next? Profit from high gas prices Your invitation is … More

This item was posted by Grant Hutchinson.

April 23, 2002

Three lines, free.

If dear sweet Jane can continue to produce a reasonably regular literary installment in the form of the lusciously variable Poetry Friday, then dammitall so can I. Introducing a little something that I am calling, for obvious reasons, Three Line Poems from the Subject Lines of Spam. Please enjoy the first couple of stanzas. They … More

This item was posted by Grant Hutchinson.