This is splorp.

ISSN 1496-3221

Category: Wordsmithery

November 3, 2001

Compunabula.

Well, color me published. I’ve just had my very first word added to the spiffy pseudodictionary. And as those who know me can well attest, it’s a word that is quite dear to my heart. Piles of old crap you say? Pish, posh… it’s compunabula, darling.

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June 25, 2001

Value, added.

Some of you are probably wondering what the heck I do to fill up my day. I mean, besides the cool Dad stuff like sitting in my daughter’s classroom listening to her read self-authored stories. Well, friends and neighbors, here’s a fine example of the value I add to society. I cranked out a new … More

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May 31, 2001

It’s now easier being green.

If you’re as persnickety about the accuracy of the terminology used while describing dead computing platforms as I am, then you’ll appreciate the effort that I put into this. Presenting the almost definitive guide to Newton-related terms and definitions: The Newton Glossary A heaping helping of praise and thanks to Victor and Paul for lending … More

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April 25, 2001

Buzzword binge go.

Off the top of my head, I present to you a few selected words and phrases that I have run across with increasing frequency over the past several months. I would be quite happy never hearing any of these again. Ever. bigco littleco web savant being a player closing the loop operationalize structural realignment industry … More

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November 28, 2000

Today, I am a periodical.

Following the advice of Joe Clark (As Ed says: “…no, not that Joe Clark“), I registered my blog with the National Library of Canada and now it sports it’s very own International Standard Serial Number or ISSN designation. Big whoop you say? Read over Joe’s ISSN For Weblogs to get a whiff of the why … More

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September 5, 2000

Cauliflower.

If you’re anything like me (and I pity your loved ones if you are), you’re the type of person that just can’t seem to stuff enough ephemeral Macintosh knowledge into your limited cranial cavity. Well, now is the time to start up the trash compactor because we’ve got to make room for the historical background … More

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July 3, 2000

Ah, that feels better.

After a brief family-oriented respite, I am back with a topped up fuel cell and a backlog of blogs to cruise and peruse. Maybe it’s time to coin a phrase here. How about calling it backblogging? Anyone care to comment on the jargon-worthiness of this potential verb of the future?

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May 31, 2000

Pre-condimental.

Have you ever opened up a bottle of your favourite condiment, started pouring it, and then looked down in dismay at a puddle of transluscent liquid? There is now a name for this substance. Pre-mustard. If you’re a red, seasoned pureé sort, it’s pre-ketchup. And for the times when we’re all feeling a little bit … More

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May 7, 2000

Untitled

Last week I asked about the potential ethics and guidelines behind going back into your weblog to edit or tweak previous postings. I didn’t really have a huge issue with the point, I just felt guilty doing it sometimes. Here are a couple of views on the matter: Subject: ethics or guidelines for weblogs? Date: … More

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