December 14, 2003
Digital damage report.
 This is a summary of the currently state of my digits as of the second week of December. As you can see from the accompanying image, many of them have seen slightly better days. I offer for your perusal the following documentation:
- Residual discolouration from a blood blister caused by embedding fork tine under left-hand thumbnail whilst emptying cutlery from dishwasher.
- Another subdermal blister resulting from pinching tip of right medius between an s-hook and an eye bolt while securing door at off-site storage facility.
- Standard issue hangnail located on right thumb. This fine example procured via effortless snag on a piece of loose clothing. Currently healing without any indication of paronychia infection.
- Large divot of skin removed from first knuckle on right index finger during preparation of Christmas tree.
It’s a darn good thing I don’t work in a sawmill.
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