June 7, 2000
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Sometimes you don’t even need the infamous Web Economy Bullshit Generator to come up with this stuff. Occasionally, it just magically appears in your corporate email. This is an honest to goodness paragraph from a message I received today.
“With all of the great change and continuous improvement that has come to define our environment, it is my pleasure to announce a significant change in our technology reporting structure that is designed to greatly enhance our ability to leverage new technologies for strategic advantage while simultaneously sharpening our focus on delivering these innovative technologies into our organization.”
Take a breath, will ya pal? I’ve always theorized that technology buzzwords worked better when used in run-on sentences, but now I have actual proof of concept.
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