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Archive: June, 2001

June 30, 2001

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An observation. You never really appreciate how much you use your groin until it hurts and you attempt to do something simple like sit down or stand up or move.

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June 29, 2001

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Strut, don’t saunter.

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June 28, 2001

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If you have even a tiny bit of disposal income left over from that dot-com layoff package, The Scooter Wish Foundation needs your help. Please give generously.

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June 28, 2001

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More proof that I probably should go out and find a real job. Daniel was kind enough to oblige my whim to produce and edit another fusion for his site. Well, here’s the result, in all of its pixelated (or should that be pixilated?) glory: the lost weekend. Thanks for kicking in, people.

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June 26, 2001

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The Smart Tags Weblog“Coordinating work to keep the Web safe from Microsoft.” Discussion, information, and outright frothing about the latest steaming pile of crap pinched out of Redmond. Read up and make the web a better place to live once again. Via Scripting News

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June 25, 2001

Value, added.

Some of you are probably wondering what the heck I do to fill up my day. I mean, besides the cool Dad stuff like sitting in my daughter’s classroom listening to her read self-authored stories. Well, friends and neighbors, here’s a fine example of the value I add to society. I cranked out a new … More

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June 25, 2001

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In yet another display of fundamentally asinine online marketing, I received not one, but two bulk mailed messages asking me to add a link to The Sherlock Holmes Museum from my site. Why? Probably because some shareware spider sent out by the aforementioned morons found all the links I have to sites pertaining to Apple’s … More

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June 24, 2001

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See what happens when you don’t pay attention? First, you’re uploading local file references in your page code, and then you realize that Google has had an image search mode for gosh knows how long and you didn’t know about it. Naturally, it beats the content-filtered pants off of anything Altavista has to offer, speed-wise. … More

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June 24, 2001

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HTML 101: Local file references don’t work very well after your pages are uploaded to the server. Stupid git.

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June 22, 2001

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Damn.

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